I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely memek aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other bokeh tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels bokep were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is crot if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were bokep fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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